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Old Apr 25, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #1821
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because they cant say hi


Why do we have to become tired?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #1822
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In order to coax us in to sleep so that we can recharge our minds and bodies and perform necessary tasks that cannot be performed during the day while we are awake.

Why do we have a president with an I.Q. of a cucumber?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #1823
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because we have voters with an IQ of a cucumber.

why is the earth round?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #1824
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"the creator" likes circles.

Why do we have to have homework?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:23 PM // 15:23   #1825
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so we learn to work alone

when will i ever become a pilot?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 03:30 PM // 15:30   #1826
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When you happen to be on board an airplane, and the pilot, and the backup pilot suffer a fatal heart attack, and every passenger except you manages to get off the plane safely with parachutes.

How will the world come to an end?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:11 PM // 16:11   #1827
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when the gw server shut down permanent.

will anyone ever understand women?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:47 PM // 16:47   #1828
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NO

Why do men get married
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Old Apr 26, 2006, 03:25 AM // 03:25   #1829
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coz christians can only have sex after marriage

what time is LOST on?
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Old Apr 26, 2006, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #1830
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Whenever the TV Guide says it's on.

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Old Apr 26, 2006, 01:23 PM // 13:23   #1831
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on the cow


Wheres the cow?
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Old Apr 26, 2006, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #1832
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At the mall (sorry babe)

Why did I just say that?
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Old Apr 27, 2006, 01:47 PM // 13:47   #1833
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because you accidently hit star?


If their are 72 trombones in the big pararde, how many trumpets are in the small parade?
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Old Apr 27, 2006, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #1834
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2

Why do we laugh
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Old Apr 27, 2006, 02:35 PM // 14:35   #1835
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because its funny


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Old Apr 27, 2006, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #1836
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You are funny... Hahahaha, no just kidding.

How much longer must I wait?
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Old Apr 27, 2006, 03:52 PM // 15:52   #1837
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another 10 days


What are you waiting for?
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Old Apr 27, 2006, 06:45 PM // 18:45   #1838
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The next winter olympics.

What are the olympics?
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Old Apr 27, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39   #1839
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in my pant!

What do you when you mix GW faction with a bit of Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and other Asian action stars?
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Old Apr 28, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #1840
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i dunno, it didnt make sense

How do i get ppl to give me money?
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